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Here are some of my favourite quotes from the movie Hitch. Will Smith (Hitch) playing the match maker and “love consultant” for nerdy guys has a few quotes that makes me smile everytime

Hitch Quotes
Vance: [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her] No, I was told that you help guys get in there.
Hitch: Right, but see, here’s the thing - my clients actually *like* women. “Hit it and quit it” is not my thing.
Vance: Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help.
Hitch: Well, *that* is for damn certain.
Sara: What’s your name?
Chip: They call me Chip.
Sara: Aw, you can’t get ‘em to stop?
Hitch: So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows… but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you’re enjoying your life, and the next you’re wondering how you ever lived without them.
Hitch: I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
Hitch Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.
Albert Brennaman: You know what it’s like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it’s never going to be with you.
Hitch: Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, ‘I just wanna be friends,’ too low says, ‘I just wanna grab some ass.’
Albert Brennaman: [making holding gestures at different levels] Okay… Friends. Ass. Me.
Hitch: Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away.
You can have find more Hitch quotes at themoviequotes.com